One of the highlights of my career as an Amazon book buyer was getting to hold court with that charming raconteur Mr. James Lipton, on the occasion of the
imminent publication of his delightful memoir, Inside Inside. Mr. Lipton
("please, my name is Jim") was kind enough to invite me and some colleagues to
his tony Manhattan townhouse for cocktails prior to dinner at his favorite restaurant, Elaine's (where he has his own table, natch). There's really no way
to describe walking up the stairs to someone's living room and suddenly finding
yourself directly in front of an original Hirschfeld drawing of your host (the
only one ever done with color--for the blue index cards), a wall of Tony
nominations on your left, and a lifetime achievement Emmy centering the mantle
on your right. Lord, how I wanted to touch that Emmy! It was shining like a
beacon, but it was fingerprint-free, so I resisted (but now I
know how the Wicked Witch of the West felt when she was compelled to reach for
those ruby slippers).
Mr. Lipton (alright, I'll use Jim from here on out, but it
just seems somehow wrong) was sitting at his desk (and yes, he really does have
stacks of blue index cards everywhere--he even let me hold the Halle Berry cards) working on his next show. Throughout his townhouse there is something to remind you that almost nothing happened in show
business in the last half century that he didn't have a hand in. Really, the
man is like Forrest Gump with a Mensa membership. Personalized note cards in
Lucite display cases fill a whole table and every wall is covered with pictures
of Jim with every famous person you can imagine--from Lucille Ball to Eminem.
I really wasn't aware how extensive his resume was; he's so much more than a TV
host. He's a director, choreographer, writer, producer, and actor--and he's got the Playbills, photos, posters, and awards to prove it.
We were then joined by his lovely wife Kedakai, a former
fashion model and current real estate mogul (and, fun fact, the model for Ms. Scarlet in the board game Clue), and were whisked away to
Elaine's. Elaine herself (brassy, colorful, larger than life yet down to earth), resplendent in a set of massive earrings she had custom made from two World Series Rings (a gift from George Steinbrenner) made her way to our table. Jim regaled us with stories about his past, his
friends, his show, his successes and failures. I even shared with him my horrifyingly embarrassing
story of my failed tenure as a student of the Lee Strasberg Acting Studio back
in the 70's.
All too soon it was time to leave. We said our goodbyes, and Jim went back to his townhouse filled with a lifetime of show business triumphs--and that Emmy! He gave me his contact info and told me to look him up the next
time I'm in town. That poor man doesn't know what he's in for.
I'll touch that Emmy yet!
--Terry Goodman, as told to BTP